
It feels like someone reached into my body, yanked out my stomach and my heart, threw them on the ground, let a group of wooden-shoed Dutch men clog dance on them, doused them with gasoline and set them on fire, then picked them up, brushed them off, and shoved them back into my body.
I want there to be an episode of Doctor Who where the Doctor goes back in Jo Rowling’s timeline and saves her from an alien that looks like Voldemort and that ends up being how she came up with the character.
You guys!
You guys.
Doctor Who is going to be back in a month.
I am wholly unable to contain myself.
Let’s have a party.
A month long party celebrating the arrival of series 7.
Because, as you know:
Ain’t no party like a Time Lord party.
We’ll have it at my house.
BYOSS.
Am I the only person having premature anxiety attacks over who is going to play Twelve?
AU: The Eleventh Doctor visits the Tyler family, finding only Rose and her son at home. He gets caught while talking to Rose’s little baby boy.

Watched the first three episodes of Doctor Who: Season 5 last night. Here are my likes and dislikes…
DISLIKES:
- New opening theme (it just doesn’t sound alien enough anymore)
- New TARDIS (it’s too…orderly. When I think of the Doctor, I don’t particularly enjoy thinking of order; I associate him with chaos that shouldn’t work but does.)
- New shirts (I love the rest of his outfit, but the shirts just throw me for some reason)
- New Daleks (they look like these Japanese candies my friend Mei used to bring me)
- The telephone (Winston fucking Churchill called him and asked for help; I DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS! I like it when the Doctor is just in the wrong [right] place at the right [wrong] time.)
LIKES:
- Amy Pond
- The Doctor’s semi-autistic (not meant to be offensive in anyway; I just couldn’t think of any other way to phrase it) body language
- Bowties
- Amy Pond
- The Doctor’s facial expressions
- Amy Pond
- Amy Pond
Custard fishsticksAmy Pond
Also, I would do dirty things to Matt Smith. I mean, at first glance I still think David Tennant is…pretty much the most beautiful thing in all of space and time. And when I first Googled pictures of Matt Smith, I was like…”dude, you’re funny looking; your body doesn’t match!” But then when I actually saw him in Doctor Who, he took my breath away! Guess the Ani lyrics ring true: “It took me too long to realize that I don’t take good pictures ‘cause I have that kind of beauty that moves.”
Anyway, that’s my Whovian update. <3
Well, magic and overactive libidos.

